you know you live in 2005 when….

1. you accidentally enter your password on a microwave…

2. you haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years…

3. the real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name…

4. you’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv…

6. your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job (this is sooo true)…

7. you read this list and keep nodding and smiling…

8. as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends…

9. and you were too busy to notice #5…

10. you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no #5…

11. and now you’re laughing at your stupidity…

######Note: This post is from a very old Xanga blog of mine. A very, very old blog. In fact, it’s practically a museum. Be sure not to touch any old references or links. You won’t break them, they are most certainly already broken.